That wacky brother-sister duo of Annie (Melissa Claire Egan) and Richie (Billy Miller) are immersed in all kinds of crazy this week on "All My Children." Annie grows increasingly more unstable in her attempts to keep Ryan by getting pregnant. Which means she's got to start ovulating, stat!

BTW, do you remember on "Melrose Place" when creepy Brooke (Kristen Davis) pulled her version of the "Poltergiest" "They're heeeere ..." when she told Billy (Andrew Shue), "Billllyy ... I'm ovulating ..."? With that scary smile and those vacant, yet insanely intense, eyes? God, we love that show.

Anyway, when Annie tries to make sexy-time with Ryan, she finds out he's off with Greenlee (Rebecca Budig). So, naturally, she breaks into Greenlee's apartment. And then Greenlee comes home. Uh-oh.

Meanwhile, Richie loses any hope of winning a Mr. Popularity contest when JR kidnaps Richie to finally get a confession out of him for stealing his bone marrow. Which is not usually the motivation behind most kidnappings, but this is Pine Valley (where, incidentally, everyone ends up kidnapped in a warehouse). Things go from bad to disastrous for Richie when Zach remembers that Richie was the one who ran him over and locked him in the bomb shelter! And you know Zach. He's so forgiving.

All this, PLUS Tad tells Kate the truth, Erica decides prison makes good TV, Lily leaves town, Jesse gets a new job, and someone gets beaten with a tennis racket!

What do you think Zach will do to Richie?

If only it were a tennis racket. [/bitter]

DUDE! If only. I still say she should at least break something since she's being brought up on charges anyway.

BEAT THAT ASS!

I don't get why Zach would be mad at Richie. He usually speaks of hole so fondly and with such melancholy. If it wasn't for Richie's help he would have never been so enlightened about the list he made out to Jack, etc.

LMAO!