Okay, so next week on "All My Children" is insane, and we mean that in the best possible way. Richie (Billy Miller), under orders from his equally nutty sister Annie (Melissa Claire Egan), goes to Fusion to ostensibly "remove" Greenlee (Rebecca Budig) from Annie and hubby Ryan's (Cameron Mathison) lives. Richie, of course, couldn't care less what his sister wants. So he decides to kidnap ex-sorta-lady-love Babe (Amanda Baker) instead. The Fusion gals take action and turn into a version of the Justice League of America to save their friend. No one puts Kendall (Alicia Minshew) and Greenlee (...and Amanda) in a corner! But, because this is Pine Valley, things go horribly wrong. By the end of the week, we've got Annie armed with a knife, JR (Jacob Young) and Zach (Thorsten Kaye) oddly agreeing about something, a breaking-and-entering in the wilderness, and an accidental death.
Across town, Krystal (Bobbie Eakes) starts mainlining the Adam Chandler (David Canary) drug as he helps her cope with the Babe drama. Which, of course, leads to a kiss. He's her crack! How do you suppose Tad (Michael E. Knight) will react? Meanwhile, prison doesn't stop Erica (Susan Lucci) from getting a little action. And we're not talking "The Concrete Jungle," Part 2.
All this, plus Angie (Debbi Morgan), shockingly, doesn't want her son dating a hooker, someone gets drunk and falls over furniture, and Carmen (Elizabeth Rodriguez) challenges Winifred for the title of our favorite Chandler maid.
What are you most looking forward to next week?