So, as of next week, Richie's (Billy Miller) dead. As in dead-dead. And we're kind of bummed about that, because he was a good bad guy. But where there's a dead body, there's a slew of suspects. Top among them is his "Nutty McNut" sister Annie (Melissa Claire Egan). Actually, the only person in Pine Valley who didn't have reason to want Richie dead is baby Jenny. But if she'd stop pooping and sleeping, she could probably think of a reason too ...

Colby, Dre, and Cassandra (Brianne Moncrief, Sterling Sulieman, and Yaya DaCosta) may just be the ones responsible. While driving a drunken Colby home, they hit something with the car and see blood on the fender. It's totally "I Know What You Did Last Summer"! Colby as J. Love, Dre as Freddie Prinze, and Cassandra as Sarah Michelle Gellar? Whatever ... Alicia Minshew should play her! But we digress.

Meanwhile, Greenlee (Rebecca Budig) is still on the fence about reconciling with Aidan (Aiden Turner). Which, on a side note, we don't get -- because Aiden Turner's hotness would forgive anything under mass murder. But whatevs. We CAN tell you that Aidan does something super, super cute for Greenlee this week that may just sway her. So naturally, she goes out on a dinghy to think and ends up falling overboard.

What happens next actually changes things for many people.

All this, PLUS Angie takes on a hooker, Petey (Daniel Kennedy) -- sorry, Peter -- returns, and Melvin Van Peebles shows up.

What are you most looking forward to next week?

The return of Petey Cortlandt, of course! Do you remember when Kendall was his nanny! LOL!

None of the above since it seems there will be very little Zen.