And that's about all I'm going to say about the Sextet storyline.

No, check that. I have two things to say. First, I'll spit in the eye of anyone who tries to tell me that all the touching, nuzzling and other close moments Zen have, in between the crap dialogue, is not the work of TK and AM, because they are soooooo working overtime to make this story remotely Zen-like. Everything else in this story for Zen has been awful.

Second, Chuck Pratt said he'd move the Sextet front and center, and I took him at his word. His stupid, lame, ignorant word. And we're all paying the price for his vision, or lack thereof. So when the guy says something, we'd best be believing him, for worse or worser.

I hope Carmen and Adam fall madly in love and drive Erica, Krystal and the rest of the world crazy.

Reading recaps is like reading a recap of Saved By The Bell. I'm just waiting for Mr. Belding to come in and give them all detention.

Reading recaps makes me NEVER want to watch this show again.

Since I have nothing good to say about today's show except for the 5-second dance of Zen passion, I will bite my tongue, zip my lips and refrain from using my keyboard. If this is Mr. Pratt's vision for AMC then the show is doomed to ratings oblivion.

LOVED the 5 seconds of dance. That's all I've got. How can I comment on something so awful and truly pathetic.

If Mr. Pratt is going to continue with the awful sextet, this show is do doomed. I'd rather watch paint dry.

Hats off to Lish and TK for trying to give us something.

Like Zach said yesterday, "I'm too old for this shit!"

Like Kendall said today, "..., it's hell!"

Vegas - Know what I focused on during the Kendall/Aidan and Rylee dance with Zach/PsychoAnnie looking horrified . . . the song playing in the background. I swear it was the song playing during that zex scene from right after Hannah went over the falls. So I just tried to block the ish of today out by remembering those scenes instead.

Okay, now that that's out of my system . . . I really enjoyed how smooth Zach was with Annie today. She's relaxed now that Graidan are hitched and Zach just got right in when she wasn't all hyperdefensive. Very smooth, Mr. Slater. And how great was the snark from Kendall? Loved it. "This isn't Vegas. It's hell." How right she is! Loved how AM and TK were playing with the swizzle sticks too. Just fun. And that thing about Pod Annie was funny too. Know how we always refer to characters acting OOC as being Pod whoever (like poor Pod Adam). Does that mean people are reading the boards, perhaps? Hmmm . . . now if only they'd take what they're reading into account when writing . . .

Graidan=GAG. They're just not selling it to me. It's like they're playing dress-up or something. I guess the Ailee fans (as they like to call themselves) like it, but man it's hard to watch without wanting to hurl.

Rylee=UBER-GAG. I mean, honestly, who tells someone that they wanted them to act out the closing sequence of The Graduate right after they just got married to the supposed love of their life? What was that supposed to be?! UGH.

BJ's - Poor Jake. He's been relegated to babysitting Frankie. That is, when he's not out running into Taylor. Bummer.

Confusion - Um, so Carmen and Randi have to be related now or whatever? Oy. Poor Carmen.

Chandlers - Whatever, KWAK. Did anyone else get the feeling that when she said Adam had to give up on Charlotte and now he had to give up on her, that maybe there was gonna be hope for Charlotte? I mean, they really have to change the paternity if they're gonna put Adam and KWAK back together. Otherwise it'll just be Tad vs. Adam over a kid again and that is sooooooooo played out.

GO TEAM SLATER!!!

So far, I hate Pratt. His stuff hasn't even officially started airing yet, has it? God, that's depressing.