So it's time for the weekend -- and we here at SOAPnet.com want to spread some good cheer! What better way to feel the love than to give you a sneak preview of next week's "All My Children"? Here's what to expect:

It's Angie and Jesse's (Debbi Morgan and Darnell Williams) wedding day! Finally! They say "third time's the charm" (OK, so it's her fifth marriage ... but it's her third to him), and that's most definitely the case here. Since everyone thought Jesse was dead for the last 20 years, it makes sense they'd want to throw a big bash, right? Get ready for the biggest bash ever: Ne-Yo performs, Greg Nelson (Laurence Lau) returns, everyone else in town attends, and the vows and first dance are totally going to shoot Kleenex sales way up. Since this is a Pine Valley wedding, Rob (David Rasche) ends up kidnapping Angie (in her dress!) and tries to escape via helicopter -- which means there's gonna be some serious hell to pay. All this -- PLUS, Opal (Jill Larson) wears a really weird outfit!

Meanwhile, Greenlee (Rebecca Budig) finally learns the truth: her best friend Kendall (Alicia Minshew) and her fiance Aidan (Aiden Turner) did the nasty while they thought she was dead. Tacky, right? Hey, it was grief sex. Anyway, Greenlee flips her lid and starts taking her clothes off! It sounds insane, but it's really intense and the scenes are awesome.

Oh yeah, one more thing: Someone gets shot and dies.

Who you think the victim is?

Who I hope the victim is and who it actually is aren't the same so I don't give a F*CK.


And I'n so happy that Greens doesn't think almost killing a baby is as bad as 5MS....

Stripping? Will they break out the poles for th eoccasion?

They always say that and usually their idea of intense and awesome is way, way, WAY different than mine.

The viewers.